Twisted-News » mitt romney http://www.twisted-news.com Crazy news for a crazy world! Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:31:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 OOPS: Mitt Romney Team Launches Victory Website http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/11/oops-mitt-romney-team-launches-victory-website/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/11/oops-mitt-romney-team-launches-victory-website/#comments Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:14:57 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=11029
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The Mitt Romney campaign team made another major error by launching a Romney-Ryan victory website yesterday, which detailed information about the candidate’s transition into the White House. According to the Daily Mail, Roll Call’s Political Wire made the discovery and was able to take a few snap-shots of the website before it was shut down. [...]

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A Mitt Romney blimp crashed Sunday evening in South Florida
A huge blimp with Mitt Romney’s face plastered on its side crashed in South Florida on Sunday evening. Luckily, no one was injured. The crash actually took place in the Fort Lauderdale suburb called Davie, which just so happens to be mostly Democratic. The blimp read “AMERICA NEEDS ROMNEY” and it was flying across South [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/10/romney-blimp-crashes-in-south-florida/feed/ 0 WEIRD NEWS: Mitt Romney’s Great Great Aunt Haunting Pub http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/09/mitt-romneys-great-great-aunt-haunting-pub/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/09/mitt-romneys-great-great-aunt-haunting-pub/#comments Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:38:37 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=10680 If you believe in ghosts, then you may be interested to hear the story of how Mitt Romney’s great great Aunt Agnes is haunting an old pub in England. Agnes Romney is believed to be the sister of Mitt Romney’s great great grandfather. According to The Sun, Agnes lived in the upstairs quarters of the [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/09/mitt-romneys-great-great-aunt-haunting-pub/feed/ 0 Daily Funny: Mitt Romney Defends 47% Comment http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/09/daily-funny-mitt-romney-defends-47-comment/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/09/daily-funny-mitt-romney-defends-47-comment/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:31:41 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=10622 Need a laugh? Check out this HILARIOUS video of Mitt Romney defending what he said at that fundraiser for white people. As you can see, Mitt Romney thinks half the country is a bunch of free-loadin retarded minorities having extravagant Ramen Noodle parties! Enjoy! Related PostsDaily Funny: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan SongDaily Funny: Tony Hawks [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/09/daily-funny-mitt-romney-defends-47-comment/feed/ 0 Daily Funny: Another Mitt Romney BLR Soundbite http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/08/daily-funny-another-mitt-romney-blr-soundbite/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/08/daily-funny-another-mitt-romney-blr-soundbite/#comments Tue, 14 Aug 2012 18:51:25 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=10289 Need a laugh? Then check out this hilarious Mitt Romney BLR sound bite. It’s so funny, it will have you rubbin’ on your messy parts! Enjoy! *BLR stands for bad lip reading. Related PostsDaily Funny: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan SongDaily Funny: Tony Hawks Skateboarding CrimesDaily Funny: Bush & Clinton BLRDaily Funny: Twilight Bad Lip ReadingDaily [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/08/daily-funny-another-mitt-romney-blr-soundbite/feed/ 0 Daily Funny: Mitt Romney Music Video http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/daily-funny-mitt-romney-music-video/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/daily-funny-mitt-romney-music-video/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 14:28:30 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=9626 Need a laugh? Then check out this funny Mitt Romney music video for his song Hot Problems! It’s pretty catchy. If you like monotone robots. Enjoy!     Related PostsDaily Funny: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan SongDaily Funny: Tony Hawks Skateboarding CrimesWEIRD NEWS: Mitt Romney’s Great Great Aunt Haunting PubDaily Funny: College Students Behind Mitt RomneyDaily Funny: [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/daily-funny-mitt-romney-music-video/feed/ 0 Daily Funny: College Students Behind Mitt Romney http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/daily-funny-college-students-behind-mitt-romney/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/daily-funny-college-students-behind-mitt-romney/#comments Mon, 07 May 2012 14:35:40 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=9486 Need a laugh? Then check out this funny college outreach video encouraging young college students to literally stand behind Mitt Romney during his college campaign tours. It’s so nice to see young people stretching, yawning, texting, and basically falling asleep during political campaigns. Also, pay particular attention to Dr. Ron West’s bulletin board. There are [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/daily-funny-college-students-behind-mitt-romney/feed/ 0 Blind Item: Mitt Romney Fan http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/blind-item-mitt-romney-fan/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/blind-item-mitt-romney-fan/#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 16:38:22 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=9466 Which blonde bombshell celebrity is obsessed with Mitt Romney? Although she has never identified her political beliefs publicly (that we’re aware of), she apparently is in love with the candidate and told friends that if he becomes president, she someday plans on becoming his “Marilyn Monroe.” [Source: BuzzFoto] I don’t know why, but the first [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/05/blind-item-mitt-romney-fan/feed/ 0 Daily Funny: Mitt Romney’s Tax Tips http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/04/daily-funny-mitt-romneys-tax-tips/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/04/daily-funny-mitt-romneys-tax-tips/#comments Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:38:43 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=9291 Need a laugh? Then check out this funny video teaching you how to save millions of dollars on taxes like Mitt Romney! It’s really simple, you just gotta go to the Cayman Islands mon! Seriously. It’s true. Enjoy!   Related PostsDaily Funny: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan SongDaily Funny: Tony Hawks Skateboarding CrimesDaily Funny: The Hungover [...]

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]]> http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/04/daily-funny-mitt-romneys-tax-tips/feed/ 0 Daily Funny: The Un-Unelectable http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/03/daily-funny-the-un-unelectable/ http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/03/daily-funny-the-un-unelectable/#comments Thu, 22 Mar 2012 15:15:23 +0000 Twisted News http://www.twisted-news.com/?p=9245 Need a laugh? Then check out this hilarious double negative election ad for and against Mitt Romney and definitely anti anti Newt Gingrich. Enjoy!   Related PostsDaily Funny: Tony Hawks Skateboarding CrimesDaily Funny: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan SongWEIRD NEWS: Mitt Romney’s Great Great Aunt Haunting PubDaily Funny: The Hungover Chef Daily Funny: Newt Gingrich Bad Lip [...]

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