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OOPS: Mitt Romney Team Launches Victory Website

Twisted News — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:14:57 +0000

The Mitt Romney campaign team made another major error by launching a Romney-Ryan victory website yesterday, which detailed information about the candidate’s transition into the White House. According to the Daily Mail, Roll Call’s Political Wire made the discovery and was able to take a few snap-shots of the website before it was shut down. [...]

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Hurricane Sandy Emergency Responders Voting Woes

Twisted News — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:08:34 +0000

With November 6th getting closer with each day, worries about how Hurricane Sandy emergency responders will be able to vote has risen. Emergency crews from across the country picked up and headed east after Hurricane Sandy struck the East Coast, wiping out power, destroying homes, and flooding major cities like Manhattan in NYC and Point [...]

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Romney Blimp Crashes In South Florida

Twisted News — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 14:12:58 +0000

A huge blimp with Mitt Romney’s face plastered on its side crashed in South Florida on Sunday evening. Luckily, no one was injured. The crash actually took place in the Fort Lauderdale suburb called Davie, which just so happens to be mostly Democratic. The blimp read “AMERICA NEEDS ROMNEY” and it was flying across South [...]

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WEIRD NEWS: Mitt Romney’s Great Great Aunt Haunting Pub

Twisted News — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:38:37 +0000

If you believe in ghosts, then you may be interested to hear the story of how Mitt Romney’s great great Aunt Agnes is haunting an old pub in England. Agnes Romney is believed to be the sister of Mitt Romney’s great great grandfather. According to The Sun, Agnes lived in the upstairs quarters of the [...]

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Tom Brokaw Rushed To Hospital

Twisted News — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 14:15:15 +0000

Tom Brokaw was rushed to the hospital in Charlotte, North Carolina where he is attending the Democratic National Convention. According to TMZ, Tom, 72, was feeling lightheaded on Thursday morning (September 6, 2012) and as a precaution was taken to a nearby hospital where he is “being evaluated.” Apparently Tom was on the set of [...]

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Michelle Bachmann Is An Idiot

Twisted News — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 12:06:28 +0000

Michelle Bachmann displayed her idiocy to the world yesterday when she claimed Huma Abedin, the wife of Anthony Weiner, is connected to the Muslim Brotherhood. Of course Michelle has absolutely no evidence to support her claims. According to the Daily Mail, Michelle Bachmann wrote a letter that essentially claims Huma and her family have ties [...]

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Jon Stewart: The Best Fake News Anchor In The World

Twisted News — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:18:21 +0000

If you get most of your news from The Daily Show like I do, then you’re probably not only incredibly informed and smart, but you probably have a deep respect for Jon Stewart and his “Best F#@king News Team Ever” colleagues. Comedy Central has changed the politics of news reporting and challenges its viewers to [...]

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New Book Makes Bold Claims About Barack & Michelle Obama

Twisted News — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:37:30 +0000

A new book written by Edward Klein titled The Amateur claims President Barack Obama was suicidal after Michelle began considering divorce twelve years ago. According to Page Six, the new book claims marital trouble between Michelle and Barack Obama began when the President decided to challenge Democratic congressman Bobby Rush in the 2000 primary, against [...]

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Mary Kennedy Found Dead

Twisted News — Wed, 16 May 2012 22:47:56 +0000

Mary Kennedy, the estranged wife of Robert Kennedy Jr., was found dead inside her New York home today. According to TMZ, Mary, 52, was expected to finalize divorce proceedings with her husband Robert within the next few months. To make matters worse, Mary was served with a lawsuit by American Express on April 30th. All [...]

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Michelle Obama Does The ‘Late Show’

Twisted News — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:39:30 +0000

It’s campaign season and for some reason that means First Lady Michelle Obama has to appear on late night television. Last night, Michelle appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and talked about how much fun she has trying to escape her Secret Service detail, however it doesn’t sound like she’s been successful…. yet. [...]

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