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		<title>Funny Vanity Plates</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="499" height="327" src="http://www.twisted-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/VANITY-PLATE-12.jpg" class="attachment-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="VANITY PLATE 12" /></div>Everyone has seen some funny vanity plates on the road over the years, but we&#8217;ve got some of the best right here. Enjoy! Related PostsDaily Funny: Tony Hawks Skateboarding CrimesDaily Funny: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan SongTaylor Swift &#038; Zac Efron To Star in &#8216;The Lorax&#8217;Amanda Seyfried &#038; Ryan Phillippe SplitThe Best Of The 2011 Video [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2013/04/funny-vanity-plates/">Funny Vanity Plates</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Al Roker Suffers From TMI Disease Of The Mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 11:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Al Roker shared a little more than the world bargained for during an interview with Dateline and we now believe he suffers from a severe case of TMI disease. We made the diagnosis after watching a clip of the interview online and in it, Al talks about how he sharted his pants while at the [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2013/01/al-roker-suffers-from-tmi-disease-of-the-mouth/">Al Roker Suffers From TMI Disease Of The Mouth</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>FL Woman Arrested For Calling 911 About Bologna</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div><img width="468" height="286" src="http://www.twisted-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/BOLOGNA.jpg" class="attachment-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Bologna: Christine Lee Brown loved the bologna sandwiches served in jail so much, she repeatedly called 911 to talk about it." /></div>A Florida woman named Christine Lee Brown was arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to thank the jail for giving her a scrumptious bologna sandwich. According to the Daily Mail, Christine was charged with six felony counts of misusing the emergency phone number and she is now back in jail enjoying more of the fabulous food [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/10/fl-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-about-bologna/">FL Woman Arrested For Calling 911 About Bologna</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart A TRAMPIRE</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Funny man Will Ferrell became emotional over the recent breakup of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson while promoting his new film The Campaign on the late night show Conan and even called the Twilight star a &#8220;trampire&#8221;. When Will sat down for the interview, host Conan O&#8217;Brien noticed that Will appeared distraught and asked, &#8220;Is [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/08/will-ferrell-calls-kristen-stewart-a-trampire/">Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart A TRAMPIRE</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Olympian Ryan Loche Is Hilarious</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 14:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Olympic gold medal winner Ryan Loche may be easy on the eyes, but he&#8217;s also pretty funny. That or he&#8217;s stupid. You decide. The following video clip of random interviews all mashed into one amazing piece of YouTube gold has thoroughly made my day. Honestly, you will be blown away. At one point, Ryan Loche [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/08/olympian-ryan-loche-is-hilarious/">Olympian Ryan Loche Is Hilarious</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Justin Bieber Butches It Up For Complex Magazine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:53:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Has Justin Bieber finally made the transformation from boy a man? No way! But, that isn&#8217;t stopping Justin from trying to look manly and apparently the best way to do that is to apply makeup that makes you look like they&#8217;ve just had the crap beaten out of ya. Check out these images from Justin [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2012/03/justin-bieber-butches-it-up-for-complex-magazine/">Justin Bieber Butches It Up For Complex Magazine</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Halloween Costumes For Dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Thinking of dressing up your dog this Halloween? Then check out our top 10 list of Halloween costumes for dogs now! You better order your costume before these bad boys are sold out! 1. Wonder Woman 2. Elephant 3. Cave Dog &#160; 4.Yoda 5. Punk Dog 6. Pocahontas 7. Bad Dog 8. Pimp Daddy 9. [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2011/10/top-10-halloween-costumes-for-dogs/">Top 10 Halloween Costumes For Dogs</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>John Travolta &amp; Nicholas Cage Are Vampires</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Old photos of what appears to be John Travolta and Nicholas Cage from the 1800&#8242;s have popped up on eBay in recent weeks, sparking rumors that both actors are either reincarnated or vampires. We&#8217;re going to go with the vampire theory, simply because it&#8217;s the most logical explanation. According to the Huffington Post, the seller [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2011/09/john-travolta-nicholas-cage-are-vampires/">John Travolta &#038; Nicholas Cage Are Vampires</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Epic Fail: CNN Airs &#8216;Wrong Music&#8217; During Newscast</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>CNN suffered an epic fail after airing the wrong song during a news segment about a 103-year-old driver from Coatesville, PA. As you can see from the video below, CNN decided to add their own flair of rap music to the video and obviously, their choice was incredibly inappropriate. Call it a hunch, but I&#8217;m [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2011/09/epic-fail-cnn-airs-wrong-music-during-newscast/">Epic Fail: CNN Airs &#8216;Wrong Music&#8217; During Newscast</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;The Muppets&#8217; Go &#8216;Glee&#8217;!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Check out a very cute video of the Muppets from Sesame Street doing their best Glee impersonations. To be honest, the folks over at Sesame Street nailed it &#8211; the Muppets even look just like their human counterparts. Love it! Who knew there would be so many great letter &#8216;G&#8217; songs! Enjoy. Related PostsDaily Funny: [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com/2011/09/the-muppets-go-glee/">&#8216;The Muppets&#8217; Go &#8216;Glee&#8217;!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.twisted-news.com">Twisted-News</a>.</p>]]></description>
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