Blind Item: Baby You’re A DUD!

Which star wishes she never married her ex and says he was a dud in every way?

She has been drinking a lot lately. When she does, she lets out her real feelings about her marriage being a mistake. At a recent party, she began shouting loudly, “I should’ve nevergotten married! F*ck him! F*ck you Mom and Dad! F*ck everybody!”

One of the reasons her marriage failed was because she felt cheated. She thought she was marrying a bad boy, but her ex actually turned out to be surprisingly straight-laced (codeword for DUD). She wanted someone genuinely wild. So, while she was still married, she started asking friends to find her someone who was a real “bad boy”.

That is how she wound up with her current beau. He has a bad reputation, and she didn’t even wait until the marriage was over before making a move on him. She actually started emailing and talking to him weeks before the marriage ended. (Her ex is completely in the dark about this). She is really falling for him, and she loves the fact that he is up for anything – anything – that is dirty or k*nky.

Girl:

Ex-Husband:

New Boyfriend:

[Source: Blind Gossip]

This sounds like Katy Perry to me folks. She was married to bad boy and former drug addict Russell Brand, but their marriage is said to have fallen apart because Katy just wanted to party, while Russell wanted to settle down and start a family. Katy is currently dating John Mayer and let’s just say he’s known to be a bit of a wild one.

Who do you think this could be?