Another Lohan Is On The Way

Another Lohan is on the way, but is the world ready for him or her?

Probably not.

According to TMZ, Michael Lohan, the father of wacktress Lindsay Lohan, is expecting another child with estranged girlfriend Kate Major.

Michael already has more than one child out of wedlock and maybe there’s a few other lil’ Lohan’s running around out there that we don’t even know about.

Honestly, this guy needs to get fixed. One wacky Lohan is more than enough. Unfortunately, this new baby will likely give Kate Major and Michael Lohan more publicity, which is a something they both seem to love.

I would normally congratulate the “happy” couple on their joyous news, but for some reason I want to wish the little fetus good luck. I feel like the little one is going to need it.

Scary News: Michael Lohan and Kate Major are expecting a baby!

Michael Lohan with daughter Lindsay Lohan

Kate Major’s mugshot 

Michael Lohan’s mugshot

Kate Major and Michael Lohan are expecting a child together