Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Getting Married!

April 23, 2012

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aren’t the only ones getting married this year. Rumor has it that Brad’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston is getting married to Justin Theroux this summer!

According to our reliable sources at TMZ, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have decided to get married in July on the island of Crete, which is where Jennifer’s father was born ages ago.

If this is true, then that’s really soon. I mean, July will be here before you can say publicity.

Maybe Jennifer wants to beat Brad and Angie down the aisle. Then again, if Jennifer is like me, then she is over the whole Brad and Angelina wedding story. I just want them to have another baby. I love seeing them looking all cool and calm with a dozen kids, when we all know good and well that their life is pure chaos and it secretly drives them nuts.

Then again, they have tons of money and care hire four dozen nannies to care for their gang of children, so it’s stupid not to have more. Just stupid!

Anyway, I hope this little rumor is true. I love Jennifer and Justin together. They’re just so dang good looking! It’s criminal.

Congratulations!